“Smugness and safety”

Bike Snob NYC: The BSNYC Holiday Gift Guide:

Commuters

Commuting by bicycle is all about two things: smugness and safety. And while your favorite bicycle commuter probably already has all the “One Less Car” stickers and t-shirts he needs, he can always be safer. Now he can burn with the brightness of a thousand suns–or at least three million candlepower units–with a hand-held spotlight! There won’t just be One Less Car–there’ll be like fifty less cars when he blinds oncoming drivers with an output equivalent to roughly thirty automotive headlights and runs them clear off the road. Why not help him take back the streets by taking away someone’s retinas this holiday season?

I do need some Cars R Coffins stickers, though.

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